APOTH.CA

Welcome to space, mofuggahs.
Or, my website. They're both equally awesome.

About Apoth.ca

This page is pointless, really. It's just my own personal domain.

Chances are if you're reading this, you know me.

Feel free to explore the vast emptiness that is space Apoth.ca!

Here's some shit I've done/am working on:

Poopenomics.com

Want to know how much you make while pooping at work? Look no more!

Everything looks weird/why is the site broken?

No, it's fine. If it looks like shit, it's because you're using shit. Get new shit.

Okay then, wanna build me a new computer?

Sure! I'll fit something in your budget, as long as you aren't cheap as shit. Hit me up @ this email.

Why do you swear so much?

Because fuck you, that's why.